Aight, so here is another excerpt from The Lifestyle Of Da Grinch And Shameless!!! Lol. That s#!t is copywritten too, so don't try to take that s#!t!!! My homie Da Grinch sent me another masterpiece, I must warn you, it is a bit long but it's worth the read....trust me. Plus I added my own sideline commentary/hatin in there too. F@#k it!!! Enjoy.....bitches!!!
Just to make it easier for you slow readers, Ima use colored symbols to represent our sideline/sidebar hatin comments!!!
{ } = Da Grinch - Sidebar Hatin
[ ] = HateAmus Prime - Sidebar Hatin
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Do you people know what a double standard is?!? Let me give you the definition: Double standard refers to the treatment of one classification of people differently than other groups of people. I have recently conducted my own social experiment. Since women aren’t typically drawn to my Furry Green Skin [ Ewwwwww ], let’s see how they react to something a little more pleasant to their eyes. You’d be surprised at how many women wanna be your friend when they see something they like. Let’s see if women have the same canine instincts as men do. [ Somebody has toooo much time on their hands ]
This was the second conversation a young lady and I had on Myspace. I came at her with some basic lines in my opening introduction, very respectful. And this is how the second conversation went. I promise you, I did not know this women prior to this convo. It went like this:
Grinch - Whats good. The new pics still look hot. Got any more you can share with me? Lol. [ Of course she is a wanna be model....not surprised ]
Young Lady - Anymore lol?? I have hundreds in my albums on here. I dont do nude ones love if thats what you were asking lol. But Ive been good just chillin, you? { Yes I was testing her here }
Grinch - Everythings cool. How was your holiday? How's the new year treating you? { Wanted to keep it clean and innocent }
Young Lady - My holiday was grand [ Grand!?!?! Who says grand nowadays?? ] and the new year is coming along nicely so far I guess. I would like to actually meet up with you this year if possible lol. { Meet up with me. You don’t even know my name yet!!! } Thats if you're single and not actually seeing anyone seriously. If so I understand but would like to keep in touch more often through comments and so fourth. Cool???
Grinch - Sure thats possible. I have although decided to move with my cousin by the end of the month. He lives in Jacksonville Florida. Where do you stay?
Young Lady - I think I recall you telling me that before. I stay in Norfolk. I have people out that way as well so maybe we can hook up before you go away. Think about it. { Hook up? Think about it……Sounds like she trying to give away some draws to me. } [ Sounds like it to me too!!! ]
Grinch - Aint nothing for me to think about. Lol when do you get free time?
Young Lady - LOL! You're funny....Im free after 5pm M-F and off on weekends. Maybe sometime this weekend or next week we can hook up and hang out. { And there it is again. Hook up? I know what todays connotations mean, but does she? }
Grinch - Thats wassup. you sure you aint got no man? [ Male default question...gotta ask it just to make sure. Lol. ]
Young Lady - LOL! Wow is it a crime to be fine and single lol??? [ WTF!!!] Im single by choice because im a lil picky plus I know what I want and I know what I like. { And she has no shame letting me know how “fine” she is. } I have yet to meet a man who can satisfy me mentally and physically. Im single but I do date dont get me wrong lol. We should exchange numbers when your comfortable so we may speed up the getting to know process. { They quick to give up that number, aint they? } [ Fa Sho Damn Nuff!!! ]
Grinch - Oh, i see. You're into looks. Thats what picky usually means. Lol { Here’s where I start to dissect her game }
Young Lady - No Im not into broke, uncut, "short" if ya know what I mean men. Cute is cool but someone who has something going for himself weather [ Not a typo, she really wrote "Weather" ] school or work is more appealing to me, thats what I mean by picky. Plus I desire a man who is well-emdowed. Thats what I really mean if ya wanna know the truth. { How is my penis size being checked already? She aint never seen me outside of her 17” computer screen}
Grinch - You looking for some sex-s#*t, huh? Wow! At least your honest and straight up with it. { That’s what it sounds like to me. What do you think? }
Young Lady - Whoa who said I wanted some sex s#!t??? I just told you that me being picky has nothing to do with looks and me desiring a man who is well equipped down there doesnt mean Im just looking for sex I can get that anytime I want. Wow I see where your mind is lol! I didnt just want sex from you. But concidering your about to go away. If you and I connected who know whats may happen but a relationship isnt likely because I dont do long distance so being realistic if something intimate popped off thats cool and if not thats cool too. Im not here for sex or a man. But we're both adults and hey Im physically attraced to you so I wanted to extend a friendship to you no strings attached. You can take that how you please love. { Now she has the nerve to get mad cause I just put her game out in the open. Then she tells me she doesn’t do long distance relationships. Side bar – I don’t know how she thought she could handle me if she don’t “do long distances”. Lol, But to put icing on the cake, she says we can be friends with benefits, “NO STRINGS ATTACHED”. Im not making this up folks, you’re reading it word for word.} [ True Story ]
Grinch - Thats what "endowed" usually refers to. Lol { She doesn’t think im that smart, because she’s older. } Its cool. whats your number? And whens the best time to catch you? { I wanted, at this point, to let her know what was going on, but why? She wouldn’t do the same for me }
Young Lady - OK maybe your not understanding me lol! I just want to enjoy the company of someone who is nice, intelligent and hopefully handsome. But yes he must be well endowed and yes Im aware that, that mean a big d!@k. Im a woman and I like what I like. Just because I want to be-friend you doens mean I just want to f*@k you lol! Anyway, your cute but your young and I'm not sure we're on the same page boo. I just wanted to chill and possibly get to know you. Guess you mis-understood me. { This is where she tries to back out of it and “explain herself”. When in doubt, play the age card }
Grinch - I understand all too well. You dont have to patronize me because im younger then you. I only asked if you were into looks. You choose to tell me that you prefer well-endowed men. I didnt ask that. I simply responded. Older women KILL me with that. Had i told you i was in to phat butts and big breasts off top i believe the convo would be different. Then to put a cap on it, "we're not on the same page". I could write a book about this. { As you can probably interpret, im getting upset on behalf of all men who have to go through this ish with women. } [ He's mad yo ]
Young Lady - WOW I didnt even mean for this convo to get out of hand like this. I just told you what I liked and you took it the wrong way. And no the convo wouldnt be different if you told me otherwise. WOW young men kill me thinking all us older woman want is sex. So what I told you I like big d*!ks is true and it was a plus added onto what I wanted in a man I would chill with. The convo below if you forgot: Repeats Previous Message { Forget about being a woman, now she is feeling her pride. Even though she’s wrong, she still feels the need to defend. Silly pride. } Sorry we got off on a weird miscommunication start. You take care love. { At this point, she’d rather pick up her face and move on }
{ BUT THE KID DIDN’T LET UP YET }
Grinch - i dont think its outa hand, i think its necessary to communicate. i hadnt forgot what you wrote. why did you restate it? lol in the first sentence you make reference to "short". in the VERY FIRST sentence. all i was trying to say is that you seem to interested in looks. it is what it is. i bet you dont respond to 1/2 the men that hit you up, based on looks. even if they do come at you with some respect. ill put money on it. { Females don’t like being accused of being to into looks. So ladies don’t be mad at us all the time cause we are } don't run off. and youre wrong, men my age dont think women your age want sex. way off. we assume you want a relationship. 40 and 50's think about sex. { I had to convince her to stay. She wanted to leave. BAD }
Young Lady - LOL! Im not going anywhere. And your wrong love I dont ignore men off looks. Im not into looks alone so I stated a few other things that catch my interest. I agree we should communicate than run away. We can talk about this.Yes I refred to short in that convo but I also stated other things. Enough about that though. Now you know so we can get pasted that. Im not looking for anything not even a relationship. If I meet soeone who I enjoy spending my time with who shared my same interests then there may be room for a possible relationship. I have nothing against younger men but the intimate aspect of my life is important to me and I wanted to share with you what I look for and what interests me.
{ Something you all should know now. This is a social experiment, meaning, the real “Grinch” [me] was emailing her at the same time on Myspace. Did the real Grinch get a kind word or hello or anything. Nope. Not 1 damn thing. } [ Obviously she doesn't like green ni@@as!!! ]
FELLAS GET READY FOR A REAL G. PEEP HOW I RESPONDED. SHE NEVER SAW IT COMING:
Grinch - well let me say this and ive never had to say this before. lol im not interested in sex with you, no homo [ Had to put the NO HOMO there ]. i dont know you on that level. even if i felt some sort of sexual chemistry i wouldnt act on it. as honest and as open as you are about your sexuality with me, it only takes someone who looks "as good" or better to get you on that level again. you seem to be cool and open and thats what i like. i did want to get you into some modeling, but you said no and thats cool too. { VIRTUAL BITCH SLAP!!! } [ Cold Blooooooded!!! ]
Young Lady - Wait a minute love..........I NEVER said I was interested in having sex with you either lol! I said I was attracted to you and that was just off the physicallities. { LOOK, she’s backing out again. Is that possible? Denial is more than just a long river in Africa } Yes its going to take much more for me to want to actually undulge in the act with you or anyone for that matter. But I can be as open as I want about what I like and my desires. Lets get off that right now though. Seems with my openness you precieved me in the wrong way. I dont want sex and even though Im attracted to you its not even improtant. Its cool Id rather change the subjest anyway. { Change the subject, good idea } We can keep in touch from time to time though. I hope you enjoy your new year and take care love. Hope the move goes well!
Grinch - are you upset? does that bother you? why everytime i say something you try and brush me off now? have a good year, have a good move? whats that all about? you say lets change the subject and then you wish me well in my future. Lol { Now I cant pay her to continue the convo. Hmmm, I wonder why }
Young Lady - Yes Im a lil upset because Im allowing you to upset me and yeah its silly but I dont like how you just tired to tell me off so to speak. So yeah Im wishing you well and Im going to keep it moving love. No hard feeling at all just not feeling how this is going thats all. { When you get them upset, youre under their skin. This is how we gain power, fellas. }
Grinch - all because im not really feeling how sexual you are? c'mon now? youve never been "dissed" before. i think thats the underline meaning here. ok. i wont be a bother to you anymore. peace and blessings { And this, all my fellow haters, is the real reason. She has never been dissed before and it hurts. Awww!!!! }
Young Lady - There you go again lol! It has nothing to do with that at all. I have been dissed before and its a healty part of life and something I can and have been able to handle. Its to many men out here and if I dont like how a convo is going then I dont have to continue to conversate somple as that love. Thanks for the blessings. PEACE unto you as well. B EZ. { a) “I have been dissed before and it’s a healthy part of blah, blah, blah…………” b) Steve, tell her she doesn’t have to “CONVERSE” } [ LMAO @ conversate & converse ]
Shorty is fine. Let me tell you. If you wanna know who she is, hit us up. I’ll send you the Myspace link.
P.S. – After all that backing out and denying, she had the nerve to post this comment on my page:
Young Lady - After reading our convo again, I feel I may owe you an apology. Sorry if I was rude in anyway to you. I didnt mean for things to go "south" lol! I do wish you well love. Take care. { BITCHES!!!! }
No new music this week....SORRY for being lazy. But after reading and posting this story, Im tired. I'll just double up next week for yall!!!! Go head and hate.....PLEASE!!!!
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