Da Grinch has something to get off his chest!!! Lol.

Aight, I told yall that I have a hater in crime...no homo!!! My man Da Grinch does a lot of hatin along with me (Actually I think he hates even MORE than me!!! This dude hates everything...even himself. SMH). Well he wanted me to post this list/PSA for him, so yall can see why he is a Natural Born Hater!!! Lol....Tell Em Why You Mad Son!!!! Hahahahaha.....



Top 7 Types of Females To Stay Away From In The “Oh, Hate”...My Ni@@az:

1. Fake hair, Fake nails, Fake eyes, and Fake boobs. In the current world where EVERYBODY claims to “keep it REAL”, why do all these same females run around with all these FAKE accessories? Leave’em alone!!!

2. With the rising success of “America’s Next Top Model”, stay away from women who swear they model too. A couple of years ago, we had every dude in the country swearing they were the next hot Hip-Hop artist, now on the flip side, every woman thinks she’s Tyra Banks. And by the way, F*!k Tyra Banks. The only thing uglier than her is her FAKE boobs and FAKE a$$ demeaning and condescending attitude towards others not like her.

3. Women on Myspace, Facebook, Blackplanet, Blackvoices, and Blackpeoplemeet. Stay offline when finding new women, unless you only want a shot of a$$. Why is it that these broads feel they are being disrespected when we approach with “Hey, ma!”, “What’s good?”, or “What’s up Sexy?”. They actually respond with why can’t you approach me with some respect? Well I got answers for’em. B*!@h, look at your page. If your screen name is “Sexy, Chocolate Honey”, “Erotic to the Touch”, or “Msundercoverfreak” what do you expect me to say? Or on the a$$ side of the coin, don’t go to myspace to find your “king”. If you’re name is “Wife-Type” or “Wifee-Material” DO NOT have ANY a$$ shots with you in your drawers, lingerie or bikini’s. Stop disgracing Maya Angelou by comparing yourself to her “Phenomenal Woman” and putting her beautiful poem about a REAL woman on your page. And for Christ’s sake, stop putting those slutty club pics up too!!!

4. Stay away from women in the club. Club hoes are very similar to broads online. The only difference is in the club you can see how big they really are. Most of these hoes are the people who claim to be “Grown and Sexy”. Damn, aren’t you tired of hearing and saying that s*#t?!?!?

5. Stay away from women with children if at all possible. (1) might be acceptable, (2) you're starting to rock the boat, (3) you really trying to get some a$$, (4) you’re pathetic, give up and go find a good man to cuddle with. And finally (5) If you deal with a female with 5 previous kids and none belong to you, marry the b___, cause you’re in love.

6. Girls who keep confusing FAT with PHAT....OVERWEIGHT and THICK. Someone should develop a test to distinguish between the two.

7. I have learned that slang is in all cultures. I have become used to hearing females say, “He/she is light-skinneded”. I am used to ni@@az not knowing when to use “converse” vs. “conversate”, but if you ever run across a broad who uses a sentence like this, go the opposite direction!!! And I quote, “Oh, you in Norfolk and I ain’t “ranned” across you?” Trust me on this one.

Da Grinch



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If I did a bad job editing that PSA, my bad, got al lot going on over here. But that s*#t right there....is toooo FUNNY but TRUE at the same time!!!! LOL!!! Aight, NEW MUSIC TIME:




RAP
Bohagon - There she go (dirty)

Twista feat Luther Vandross - For one night (dirty)

Trina feat. Killer Mike - Look back at it (dirty)

8 Ball & MJG feat Gucci Mane - Dangerous

Rick Ross feat Freeway, Fabolous - Gettin Mine

P$C feat Paul Wall - Down to the floor

Snoop Dogg feat. Lil Kim -Sensual Seduction Remix (dirty)


RnB
Lyfe Jennings feat Lil Wayne - Brand new

Charlie Wilson feat T-Pain - Supa Sexy

JC feat Gorilla Zoe - Boyfriend (clean)